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S1E22 Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentleman Callers, and a Dinette Set

挥慧剑绅商相见，立誓书常异分殊。

S1E21 Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

坠情网钢直花甲，牛孺子天真萌新。

S1E20 A Dog, A Squirrel, and A Fish Named Fish

宁鸡犬老骥伏枥，克心魔菜鸟魂惊。

S1E19 Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple

姥吾老夕阳情热，佑吾幼春草明发。

S1E18 A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside

未成年喜提禁果，暴风雨怒散墙阋。

S1E17 Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-Hoo

弟中弟桥道顿递，虓更虓鸡舍魂销。

S1E16 Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine

自反缩人前圣显，畏登台伶途暗晦。

S1E15 Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman

五阴炽鄙夷地理，求不得情谊掉期。

S1E14 Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey

思稻粱慈母出仕，强独立孪生自医。

S1E13 A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek

谋免疫觅无菌地，终有恙聆安魂曲。

S1E12 A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer

萧墙兴龃龉，童子入算门。